February 11, 2010

Is an algal good or bad?

They're absolutely, indisputably bad. If there were 100% fewer algals, the world would be a brighter place. Read more!

A is a region so dense that nothing including light can escape its gravity field?

Before I answer this question, I'd like to point something out to the readers of this site. As I write each post, I have the option of labeling it. Each of my posts is labeled "Mr. Red," and most contain the label "Trolling." Outside of that, I copy and paste the "categories" from the wikianswers question and use them as labels. So, if the asker thinks a question such as, "What song goes ..." belongs in the Religion and Spirituality section, that's what it gets labeled. So, please, take a moment to read what category this question fell under. And now, my answer:

This question is deeply confusing.

1. How did you know to put this in the "Black Holes" section?
2. If someone else moved it here, why didn't they just answer it?
3. If you post on wikianswers, why didn't you check wikianswers first? There's at least a dozen different wordings of this exact question.
4. Have you never heard of a search engine? If you type those exact words into google, every single one of the top ten sites directly answers your question. Read more!

How do you get breast cancer from sleeping with your bra on?

A bra restricts the natural bouncing motion of the breast. An un-bounced breast suffers from decreased blood flow, which substantial inhibits the functioning of the lymphatic system. This causes toxins to build up in the breast, creating cancer.

Think of it this way: imagine your breasts are two water balloons. When you eat unhealthy food or come into contact with chemicals, you introduce food coloring (toxins) into the balloons. In the natural world, your movement would cause the water balloons to bounce about, diluting the food coloring until it was basically invisible. Now, imagine what would happen if you strapped these balloons into some kind of harness that keeps them motionless (a bra, for example). Then the food coloring would sit on the bottom of the balloons in little, undisturbed clumps. Those clumps are tumors. QED.

To protect against breast cancer, therefore, it is important to never, ever wear a bra to bed. In fact, wearing a bra at all creates serious risk of cancer. If you’ve been wearing a bra, don’t panic! Cancerous toxins build up gradually in your system; chances are, it’s not too late to reverse the process. First, remove your bra immediately. Second, vigorously manipulate your breast (circular motions work best) to stimulate blood flow. If you do this for an hour a day, for about a week or so, you should be fine. After that, if you want to wear a bra, say, on a formal occasion, simply repeat this process immediately before and after the event. Read more!