Is there a way to control sexual activity once you are sexually active?

Absolutely not. As a sexually active man myself, I find it difficult if not impossible to repress the Urge. I fantasize about many different women—at work, on TV, at the grocery store. Sometimes, I’ll stand in the produce aisle and stare at shoppers over the melons. I like to imagine that they understand the reference. That we share a sexual connection over honeydew. It’s exhilarating.
Sometimes, when I’m in a crowd, I imagine everyone naked. Then I imagine they’re imagining me naked. I think sometimes they’re not, but maybe they are. I know people sometimes imagine that to get over fear of public speaking. I go to lots of public lectures.
I like to check out at clothing stores. The cashiers have to smile at you. It’s arousing, smiling at a pretty girl, maintaining eye contact the whole time, while buying fifteen pairs of lacy thongs.
It’s like tension builds up in my head all day. I have to do something. I need relief. So, when it gets really bad, I go to the Petting Zoo. Stroking, rubbing, warm bodies all around me… It’s not enough to take hold of the animals. I need them to come to me. For that, I have a secret.
Honey.
I know, that sounds bizarre, but it’s brilliance. Just a dab here and there, right under my shirt. The animals can smell it clotting in my hair. They nibble at it. When I’m really randy, I’ll even put a drop on each nipple. I’m shivering, ugh.
That can get really intense. When I need a break, I watch Matlock. My favorite thing of all, though, I reserve for extreme emergencies. I go to Wikianswers to tell people about all my sexual exploits for the day.
Gotta go, out of hand soap.


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What famous people were in the Holocaust?

Set aside the obvious celebrities like Hitler or Goebbels. The unsung heroes of the Holocaust were men like Fritz Kauslauski or Heinrech Goelberg. Honest, hard-working patriots who enlisted in the military and worked to improve the lot of the German people.
Did you know that modern hand soap owes a great deal to Fritz’s contribution to the field of fat rendering? Or that, every time you enjoy a modern meat-substitute, the food you’re eating was perfected by Heinrech? Imagine a world without toupees!
Certainly, their research was not without controversy. It’s called the Holocaust for a reason, and only a fool would deny that! But there is so much more to uncover about the Holocaust than mere death or genocide. Think of the progress attained by daring men who realized with vision and clarity that no matter what, these prisoners would die. So why let that sacrifice go in vain? Why not learn something from their passing?
The Holocaust was history’s greatest tragedy. But, like all sturm clouds, it had a silver lining. Let us mourn the needless deaths of millions of innocent Jews. And, at the same time, salute heroes like Fritz and Heinrech, who gave their sacrifice meaning.

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