To His Coy Mistress is a poem by Donne. Donne was a metaphysical poet, meaning his poems were conceited. A conceited poem is like a normal poem, but it takes itself way too seriously. For this reason, conceited poems often have long, extended metaphors that no one but the poet and their relatives care about.
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Showing posts with label Relationships. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Relationships. Show all posts
January 17, 2010
What is a organic woman?
Organic Woman is a new product from OnYourOwn.com. It replaces Latex Woman, Rubber Woman, and the less popular Sandy Woman.
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What is the relationship between my son and your cousins son?
It’s complicated. Eric and Steve have been friends since Middle School, but they had a falling out the summer before High School. Eric, your son, decided to play football. Steve, my cousin’s son, decided to stick with Tap Dancing. After that, things got tense. Steve still wanted to be friends, but Eric didn’t want to be seen with him.
And then, it came out that Eric was gay. He’d decided not to hang out with Steve because he had… confusing feelings for him. Right now, they’re talking, but Steve doesn’t feel that way about Eric. And Eric’s not sure how he feels. It’s all very confusing, lots of drama.
This is a weird place to ask about all this. It’s kind of private.
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And then, it came out that Eric was gay. He’d decided not to hang out with Steve because he had… confusing feelings for him. Right now, they’re talking, but Steve doesn’t feel that way about Eric. And Eric’s not sure how he feels. It’s all very confusing, lots of drama.
This is a weird place to ask about all this. It’s kind of private.
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Is there a way to control sexual activity once you are sexually active?
Absolutely not. As a sexually active man myself, I find it difficult if not impossible to repress the Urge. I fantasize about many different women—at work, on TV, at the grocery store. Sometimes, I’ll stand in the produce aisle and stare at shoppers over the melons. I like to imagine that they understand the reference. That we share a sexual connection over honeydew. It’s exhilarating.
Sometimes, when I’m in a crowd, I imagine everyone naked. Then I imagine they’re imagining me naked. I think sometimes they’re not, but maybe they are. I know people sometimes imagine that to get over fear of public speaking. I go to lots of public lectures.
I like to check out at clothing stores. The cashiers have to smile at you. It’s arousing, smiling at a pretty girl, maintaining eye contact the whole time, while buying fifteen pairs of lacy thongs.
It’s like tension builds up in my head all day. I have to do something. I need relief. So, when it gets really bad, I go to the Petting Zoo. Stroking, rubbing, warm bodies all around me… It’s not enough to take hold of the animals. I need them to come to me. For that, I have a secret.
Honey.
I know, that sounds bizarre, but it’s brilliance. Just a dab here and there, right under my shirt. The animals can smell it clotting in my hair. They nibble at it. When I’m really randy, I’ll even put a drop on each nipple. I’m shivering, ugh.
That can get really intense. When I need a break, I watch Matlock. My favorite thing of all, though, I reserve for extreme emergencies. I go to Wikianswers to tell people about all my sexual exploits for the day.
Gotta go, out of hand soap.
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Sometimes, when I’m in a crowd, I imagine everyone naked. Then I imagine they’re imagining me naked. I think sometimes they’re not, but maybe they are. I know people sometimes imagine that to get over fear of public speaking. I go to lots of public lectures.
I like to check out at clothing stores. The cashiers have to smile at you. It’s arousing, smiling at a pretty girl, maintaining eye contact the whole time, while buying fifteen pairs of lacy thongs.
It’s like tension builds up in my head all day. I have to do something. I need relief. So, when it gets really bad, I go to the Petting Zoo. Stroking, rubbing, warm bodies all around me… It’s not enough to take hold of the animals. I need them to come to me. For that, I have a secret.
Honey.
I know, that sounds bizarre, but it’s brilliance. Just a dab here and there, right under my shirt. The animals can smell it clotting in my hair. They nibble at it. When I’m really randy, I’ll even put a drop on each nipple. I’m shivering, ugh.
That can get really intense. When I need a break, I watch Matlock. My favorite thing of all, though, I reserve for extreme emergencies. I go to Wikianswers to tell people about all my sexual exploits for the day.
Gotta go, out of hand soap.
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August 29, 2009
Why does my girlfriend get pain and burning after sex without condom that leads to an infection as it never happened with other guys before me and las
Why does my girlfriend get pain and burning after sex without condom that leads to an infection as it never happened with other guys before me and last I did without condom was 2 years before her?
This is quite a mystery. There are a few things that can cause burning and infection, but I'm not sure which is the culprit here. We'll go through them...
1. An STD - This was my first instinct. There are several types of STD's that cause no symptoms in men but really mess up women. The problem is, you haven't had sex without a condom for 2 years. After two years, all of the STD particles should have been washed off, gone stale, or moved on to another host.
2. You're uncircumcised - If not properly cleaned, the area under the foreskin can accumulate bacteria and other infectious agents. If your girl's previous liaisons were all clipped but your doberman still has his ears, that could be the problem. If this is the case, thoroughly cleaning the muzzle of your gun might work.
3. Food - If you and your girlfriend use food (whipped cream, peanut butter, scotch, pickles, etc) in the bedroom, this could cause a burning feeling and infection. But you didn't mention food and the problem only occurs when you don't use a condom, so things are more complicated than that.
Here's what I think is going on. Your girlfriend eats things throughout the course of the day. Then you two get together and she performs oral on you. Unfortunately, she doesn't brush her teeth first. You have unusually wrinkled skin on your man bits and this skin retains particles of food. Then, you two get it on without a condom, so the bits of food and rammed into her love dungeon. Instant burning feeling and infection.
Mystery solved.
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This is quite a mystery. There are a few things that can cause burning and infection, but I'm not sure which is the culprit here. We'll go through them...
1. An STD - This was my first instinct. There are several types of STD's that cause no symptoms in men but really mess up women. The problem is, you haven't had sex without a condom for 2 years. After two years, all of the STD particles should have been washed off, gone stale, or moved on to another host.
2. You're uncircumcised - If not properly cleaned, the area under the foreskin can accumulate bacteria and other infectious agents. If your girl's previous liaisons were all clipped but your doberman still has his ears, that could be the problem. If this is the case, thoroughly cleaning the muzzle of your gun might work.
3. Food - If you and your girlfriend use food (whipped cream, peanut butter, scotch, pickles, etc) in the bedroom, this could cause a burning feeling and infection. But you didn't mention food and the problem only occurs when you don't use a condom, so things are more complicated than that.
Here's what I think is going on. Your girlfriend eats things throughout the course of the day. Then you two get together and she performs oral on you. Unfortunately, she doesn't brush her teeth first. You have unusually wrinkled skin on your man bits and this skin retains particles of food. Then, you two get it on without a condom, so the bits of food and rammed into her love dungeon. Instant burning feeling and infection.
Mystery solved.
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I sent a money-gram to my girlfriend a.motovilova on may 2nd 2009 and my name is David Cooper and i paid cash at my post office and i would like to kn
I sent a money-gram to my girlfriend a.motovilova on may 2nd 2009 and my name is David Cooper and i paid cash at my post office and i would like to know if it was picked up.?
Yes, it was. I hope this question was important, because figuring it out was a pain. First, I had to hack into the security system of the US Postal Service to monitor their security cameras. Then I realized I didn't know what A. Motovilova looked like. So I had to get into the DMV to look for her.
Turns out A. Motovilova is an alias for an illegal Russian immigrant. So I had to search Interpol's computer system, along with those of the CIA and FBI.
Finally, I found out where she was currently living and where she picked up the money-gram. I checked this time against the Postal Service footage and discovered something disturbing.
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Yes, it was. I hope this question was important, because figuring it out was a pain. First, I had to hack into the security system of the US Postal Service to monitor their security cameras. Then I realized I didn't know what A. Motovilova looked like. So I had to get into the DMV to look for her.
Turns out A. Motovilova is an alias for an illegal Russian immigrant. So I had to search Interpol's computer system, along with those of the CIA and FBI.
Finally, I found out where she was currently living and where she picked up the money-gram. I checked this time against the Postal Service footage and discovered something disturbing.
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August 28, 2009
Mjlewiszitomedianetam Thobert Lewis was my grandfather he lived upNorth Creek he was married to Tressia BrittonWould like more info on his life He die
Mjlewiszitomedianetam Thobert Lewis was my grandfather he lived upNorth Creek he was married to Tressia BrittonWould like more info on his life He died in November 1956 My Mom is Viola Lewis Miller?
Mjlewiszitomedianetam Thobert Lewis, or MJ - Lew to his friends, was one of the premier figures in the post-Jazz hiphop era. He pioneered several musical techniques, including the record-scratch, the hip-rock and the Helen Keller Dance.
Sadly, MJ-Lew's musical career was cut short by WWII. MJ-Lew enlisted in the Air Force and quickly rose to the top of the ranks. As an ace fighter, he was known as Thobert "Fast-Strike" Lewis. Thobert flew in several battles over Germany and Nazi-occupied France before being reassigned to the elite Spitting Mongeese.
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The mission of the Spitting Mongeese was to the destroy the Iron Eagle, the Nazi equivalent of Air Force One. They spent most of the war watching and waiting.
Until one fateful day, the Iron Eagle flew from Germany to Paris with only a five fighter escort. The Mongeese struck.
But they were sold out. One of the Mongeese was secretly a German agent. He betrayed the mission and, instead of finding the Iron Eagle defended by five fighters, the Spitting Mongeese found themselves up against fifty.
After an hour of WWII's most intense dog fighting, the Iron Eagle managed to escape. In the course of the battle, seven of the eight Mongeese were shot down. None of the Nazi fighters survived.
Thobert was one of the men shot down, but he managed to survive. He went to ground in Germany and started waging a war of terror against the Nazi regime. Eventually, he met the stunning Tressia Britton, a German farmer's daughter. She gave him food, shelter and, after a few years, passionate love.
Sadly, Thobert's political enemies managed to persuade the Air Force Command that Thobert had betrayed the Mongeese. Thobert found himself trapped between the deadly clutches of the Gestapo and American secret agents.
At the same time, money grew tight and Tressia became pregnant. A desperate Thobert turned to a life of crime. He was recruited by shadowy forces to steal the fabled Blue Ring Octopus. In November of 1956, he made his move.
He was captured and executed the same day his only daughter, Viola Lewis, was born.
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Mjlewiszitomedianetam Thobert Lewis, or MJ - Lew to his friends, was one of the premier figures in the post-Jazz hiphop era. He pioneered several musical techniques, including the record-scratch, the hip-rock and the Helen Keller Dance.
Sadly, MJ-Lew's musical career was cut short by WWII. MJ-Lew enlisted in the Air Force and quickly rose to the top of the ranks. As an ace fighter, he was known as Thobert "Fast-Strike" Lewis. Thobert flew in several battles over Germany and Nazi-occupied France before being reassigned to the elite Spitting Mongeese.
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The mission of the Spitting Mongeese was to the destroy the Iron Eagle, the Nazi equivalent of Air Force One. They spent most of the war watching and waiting.
Until one fateful day, the Iron Eagle flew from Germany to Paris with only a five fighter escort. The Mongeese struck.
But they were sold out. One of the Mongeese was secretly a German agent. He betrayed the mission and, instead of finding the Iron Eagle defended by five fighters, the Spitting Mongeese found themselves up against fifty.
After an hour of WWII's most intense dog fighting, the Iron Eagle managed to escape. In the course of the battle, seven of the eight Mongeese were shot down. None of the Nazi fighters survived.
Thobert was one of the men shot down, but he managed to survive. He went to ground in Germany and started waging a war of terror against the Nazi regime. Eventually, he met the stunning Tressia Britton, a German farmer's daughter. She gave him food, shelter and, after a few years, passionate love.
Sadly, Thobert's political enemies managed to persuade the Air Force Command that Thobert had betrayed the Mongeese. Thobert found himself trapped between the deadly clutches of the Gestapo and American secret agents.
At the same time, money grew tight and Tressia became pregnant. A desperate Thobert turned to a life of crime. He was recruited by shadowy forces to steal the fabled Blue Ring Octopus. In November of 1956, he made his move.
He was captured and executed the same day his only daughter, Viola Lewis, was born.
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Why are you intimitating to men?
There are several reasons men find me intimidating. The first and most obvious is my towering intellect. It makes men feel inadequate. Often, men will approach me with a one liner like, "how's it going?" or "Hey, aren't you in my math class? What's the homework?" and my witty riposte ("Good until now" and "I'd explain, but you wouldn't understand") makes them cry and beg for mercy.
Second, I'm amazingly good looking. Lots of guys walk up to me and try to start flirting, only to be captivated by my huge, luscious, bouncing breasts. Look, I get it, they're hard not to stare at, especially not when I wear a push up bra that's a full cup size too small. But at least try.
Third, my fashion sense. I'm always sporting the latest styles (often before they catch on), so I always look fantastic. Guys are often scared they'll look like hobos compared to me. They do.
Fourth, I'm a strong independent woman. I have my own opinions about stuff. Like the other day, this guy was trying to say that Obama was a great president. And I was like, uh, no, he's a terrorist hiding in Pakistan! Then he tried to tell me I didn't know anything about politics. And I was like, just cause I'm a woman? Sexist moron.
Finally, men are intimidated by me because I'm better than everyone else. Like, other girls can't keep a man because they're ugly, fat, mean, slutty or jealous. I'm just intimidating. So it's not really my fault, cause I'm awesome. It's everyone else. Read more!
Second, I'm amazingly good looking. Lots of guys walk up to me and try to start flirting, only to be captivated by my huge, luscious, bouncing breasts. Look, I get it, they're hard not to stare at, especially not when I wear a push up bra that's a full cup size too small. But at least try.
Third, my fashion sense. I'm always sporting the latest styles (often before they catch on), so I always look fantastic. Guys are often scared they'll look like hobos compared to me. They do.
Fourth, I'm a strong independent woman. I have my own opinions about stuff. Like the other day, this guy was trying to say that Obama was a great president. And I was like, uh, no, he's a terrorist hiding in Pakistan! Then he tried to tell me I didn't know anything about politics. And I was like, just cause I'm a woman? Sexist moron.
Finally, men are intimidated by me because I'm better than everyone else. Like, other girls can't keep a man because they're ugly, fat, mean, slutty or jealous. I'm just intimidating. So it's not really my fault, cause I'm awesome. It's everyone else. Read more!
August 23, 2009
Things to say with your boyfriend on the phone?
Everyone's always talking about their three and four hour phone conversations. I don't buy it. There's just not that much to talk about unless you're saying, "I love you more," "No I love you more," over and over again. That's lame. This stuff is much better:
1. How was your day?
2. Please, explain that sport to me in detail.
3. I love video games, but I've never played that one. What's it like?
4. Are you sure you want to wait? Sooner or later it comes down to chance, so I might as well be the one.
5. I love you!
6. Don't you have anything to say?
7. Thank you? I tell you I love you and you say thank you?
8. I'm not being unreasonable!
9. No, you're just scared of commitment!
10. What? Two weeks is plenty!
11. Then maybe we're not right for each other.
12. Fine.
13. Fine.
14. No, it's fine.
15. I'm sure your sorry.
16. No, that's not sarcasm.
17. Then try this: "You're great in bed!" Get it that time?
18. I'll tell my friends you're horribly deformed down there.
19. They already think I'm a slut.
20. Go die. Read more!
1. How was your day?
2. Please, explain that sport to me in detail.
3. I love video games, but I've never played that one. What's it like?
4. Are you sure you want to wait? Sooner or later it comes down to chance, so I might as well be the one.
5. I love you!
6. Don't you have anything to say?
7. Thank you? I tell you I love you and you say thank you?
8. I'm not being unreasonable!
9. No, you're just scared of commitment!
10. What? Two weeks is plenty!
11. Then maybe we're not right for each other.
12. Fine.
13. Fine.
14. No, it's fine.
15. I'm sure your sorry.
16. No, that's not sarcasm.
17. Then try this: "You're great in bed!" Get it that time?
18. I'll tell my friends you're horribly deformed down there.
19. They already think I'm a slut.
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How do you find bobe?
Finding Bobe is probably the hardest mission in the first half of SkyScone Knight. Some people compare it to the Dark Wurmster fight just before the last boss fight. But if you follow these tips, it shouldn't give you any trouble:
1. Make sure your party is at least on level 24. Mirriam learns Deadly Twist Scream on level 23 and Will Slycer learns From Nape to Nibs on level 24. Also, makes sure Bubbum has a good healing spell. Cure III (level 20) is good, but Rectify (level 27) is better.
2. Heal your party. Then stock up on Lizard Tails, WereEmu Eggs and Stalker Stones. The Lizard Tails and are a key component in Bubbum's Transmutation skills which will prove invaluable. Mirriam's Nurture skill can turn the Eggs into powerful WereEmus. The Stalker Stones are self-explanatory.
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3. Go to the Swamp of Peril at night. Fight the Mimic Ooze and Beetlekin until you've collected three Slimy Carapaces and five Soggy Faux-Boots. Then approach the Gnarled Oak at the center of the map.
4. When you approach the Oak with the right components, a Boggart will appear. If your Intimidation skill is Rapscallion-Daunting or higher, he'll give you a Late Evening Fairy. If not, you'll have to fight him. He uses Venomous Dung Beetle Roll, Teeth of Rotting Fury and restores his health with VitaWallow. In other words, he's just a beefed up version of the Dirty Rotten Scoundrels you fought on the road between Avenville and Troppol.
5. Once you have the Late Evening Fairy, leave the swamp. Return the next day in early morning. Approach the Gnarled Oak.
6. The fairy will be asleep. Bubbum will suggest you come back in late evening. I know, this is stupid, but you have to do it.
7. Return in the late evening. The fairy will wake as you enter the Swamp and begin to guide you. WARNING: while the fairy's guiding you, Sleepless Synopouds will attack you in droves. I recommend dodging them. You don't have the HP, MP, AP or KP to deal with Salivary Drains at this point in the game.
8. After circling the swamp FOREVER the fairy eventually leads you to a secret passage. This grants you access to Twiddling Forest. At the entrance, you'll see the Dark Lord Vell grab Bobe and run away. Give chase. Bad guys in Twiddling Forest include Dark Crows, Light Crows, Fire Crows, WereCrows, Dire Crows and Vell Crows.
9. Keep chasing Vell until he passes the three Scarecrows. You'll have to fight them. If you've acquired any crow's feathers, use Bubbum's Transmutation to Forge them into a WeatherFane. Each turn, the WeatherFane will summon a Cleric Crow who will fight for you. After a few rounds, this really starts to add up. I recommend letting the Cleric Crows handle the end of the fight while you use items and Bubbum's spells to heal the party.
10. Finally! You get to fight Vell for Bobe's freedom. Once the Scarecrows are dead, Vell will jump you. He's at an incredibly high level and he's immune to Mind Control, Juggling, and Spite damage. The main danger is his Flambast attack (an AoE fire attack). Keep your party spread out and heal often. If a party member drops below half health, Vell will cast Egregious Symmetry (randomly redistributing your party's health) and then Flambast. Bad luck on the Symmetry can result in several party members dying to the flame attack.
Once you've gotten Vell down to half health, he changes form and tactics. Now, he'll summon a Dire Crow every turn. This is where Bubbum's transmutation comes in: Lizard Tails and Crow Eyes unleash the Scalar Death Matrix which causes each enemy to lose health equal to ten percent of a randomly chosen enemy. If the randomly chosen enemy is a crow, this is pretty worthless. But every time you hit Vell, all of his crows will die and he'll be down 10%.
When not summoning crows, Vell will use Frozen Mulch to lower your party's speed and KP and Electro Shock Vampirism to heal himself, damage your party and get a Static Sheild on himself. A party member frozen in place next to Vell while he has his Static Sheild is as good as dead. Vell stops using Egregious Symmetry and upgrades to Fateful Parity. Watch out.
Once Vell hits 10% health, he transforms again. He absorbs any Crows still alive (+5% HP for each) and becomes Vell, Crow Sovereign. Once he's in this form, you have three turns to kill him. On turn one, he summons the Crow of Death (casts Tepid Trepanation to drain MP and HP). Turn two brings the Crow of Time (casts Slowly Stupify to freeze one party member in place for the remainder of the fight). On turn three, Vell summons the Crow of Life. If Vell isn't dead by the end of the turn, the Crow of Life will restore him to full health, making the fight impossible.
If you manage to defeat Vell, the Crows will vanish. Bobe will join your party and give you the Pot of Crow, which is a reusable item that restores HP and KP. It's useful until about 75% of the way through the game.
Wow, that's a hard mission. On my first run through, it took 5 tries. Good luck! Remember, save often!
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1. Make sure your party is at least on level 24. Mirriam learns Deadly Twist Scream on level 23 and Will Slycer learns From Nape to Nibs on level 24. Also, makes sure Bubbum has a good healing spell. Cure III (level 20) is good, but Rectify (level 27) is better.
2. Heal your party. Then stock up on Lizard Tails, WereEmu Eggs and Stalker Stones. The Lizard Tails and are a key component in Bubbum's Transmutation skills which will prove invaluable. Mirriam's Nurture skill can turn the Eggs into powerful WereEmus. The Stalker Stones are self-explanatory.
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3. Go to the Swamp of Peril at night. Fight the Mimic Ooze and Beetlekin until you've collected three Slimy Carapaces and five Soggy Faux-Boots. Then approach the Gnarled Oak at the center of the map.
4. When you approach the Oak with the right components, a Boggart will appear. If your Intimidation skill is Rapscallion-Daunting or higher, he'll give you a Late Evening Fairy. If not, you'll have to fight him. He uses Venomous Dung Beetle Roll, Teeth of Rotting Fury and restores his health with VitaWallow. In other words, he's just a beefed up version of the Dirty Rotten Scoundrels you fought on the road between Avenville and Troppol.
5. Once you have the Late Evening Fairy, leave the swamp. Return the next day in early morning. Approach the Gnarled Oak.
6. The fairy will be asleep. Bubbum will suggest you come back in late evening. I know, this is stupid, but you have to do it.
7. Return in the late evening. The fairy will wake as you enter the Swamp and begin to guide you. WARNING: while the fairy's guiding you, Sleepless Synopouds will attack you in droves. I recommend dodging them. You don't have the HP, MP, AP or KP to deal with Salivary Drains at this point in the game.
8. After circling the swamp FOREVER the fairy eventually leads you to a secret passage. This grants you access to Twiddling Forest. At the entrance, you'll see the Dark Lord Vell grab Bobe and run away. Give chase. Bad guys in Twiddling Forest include Dark Crows, Light Crows, Fire Crows, WereCrows, Dire Crows and Vell Crows.
9. Keep chasing Vell until he passes the three Scarecrows. You'll have to fight them. If you've acquired any crow's feathers, use Bubbum's Transmutation to Forge them into a WeatherFane. Each turn, the WeatherFane will summon a Cleric Crow who will fight for you. After a few rounds, this really starts to add up. I recommend letting the Cleric Crows handle the end of the fight while you use items and Bubbum's spells to heal the party.
10. Finally! You get to fight Vell for Bobe's freedom. Once the Scarecrows are dead, Vell will jump you. He's at an incredibly high level and he's immune to Mind Control, Juggling, and Spite damage. The main danger is his Flambast attack (an AoE fire attack). Keep your party spread out and heal often. If a party member drops below half health, Vell will cast Egregious Symmetry (randomly redistributing your party's health) and then Flambast. Bad luck on the Symmetry can result in several party members dying to the flame attack.
Once you've gotten Vell down to half health, he changes form and tactics. Now, he'll summon a Dire Crow every turn. This is where Bubbum's transmutation comes in: Lizard Tails and Crow Eyes unleash the Scalar Death Matrix which causes each enemy to lose health equal to ten percent of a randomly chosen enemy. If the randomly chosen enemy is a crow, this is pretty worthless. But every time you hit Vell, all of his crows will die and he'll be down 10%.
When not summoning crows, Vell will use Frozen Mulch to lower your party's speed and KP and Electro Shock Vampirism to heal himself, damage your party and get a Static Sheild on himself. A party member frozen in place next to Vell while he has his Static Sheild is as good as dead. Vell stops using Egregious Symmetry and upgrades to Fateful Parity. Watch out.
Once Vell hits 10% health, he transforms again. He absorbs any Crows still alive (+5% HP for each) and becomes Vell, Crow Sovereign. Once he's in this form, you have three turns to kill him. On turn one, he summons the Crow of Death (casts Tepid Trepanation to drain MP and HP). Turn two brings the Crow of Time (casts Slowly Stupify to freeze one party member in place for the remainder of the fight). On turn three, Vell summons the Crow of Life. If Vell isn't dead by the end of the turn, the Crow of Life will restore him to full health, making the fight impossible.
If you manage to defeat Vell, the Crows will vanish. Bobe will join your party and give you the Pot of Crow, which is a reusable item that restores HP and KP. It's useful until about 75% of the way through the game.
Wow, that's a hard mission. On my first run through, it took 5 tries. Good luck! Remember, save often!
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7 deadly sins of hospitality service and their definition?
The seven deadly sins of hospitality are as follows (based on Mark 3:57b-58c):
1. Lust - lusting after one of your house guests is strictly forbidden by biblical law. This is why so many people in the Bible use tents for entertaining guests. A tent isn't technically one's dwelling, so one is free to be as lecherous as desired.
2. Sloth - sloth in preparing one's house is another deadly sin. This is why people (particularly women) go crazy cleaning before a guest comes over.
3. Wrath - regardless of what offensive, ignorant nonsense comes out of your guests' mouths, you are forbidden by the Bible from smiting them. Modern synonyms for 'smiting' include smacking, trouncing, bending over, and whuppin' upside the head with a frying pan.
4. Greed - never invite more people over than your house can hold. Fraternities, I'm looking at you.
5. Acedia - this is one of the lesser known sins, as it has no direct translation in English. To acediack someone is a deadly sin involving defecation, a house pet and, in the modern day, something similar to a toaster oven. This isn't that relevant anymore, but it was a huge problem in Biblical times.
6. Envy - it is a sin to envy the wife, girlfriend, opposite-sex-live-in-friend, or Godless Slutmuffin that your friend brings to your house. It's also a sin to try to steal his ipod.
7. Nudity - if you know people are coming over, put some clothes on. Seriously. Not that hard. Read more!
1. Lust - lusting after one of your house guests is strictly forbidden by biblical law. This is why so many people in the Bible use tents for entertaining guests. A tent isn't technically one's dwelling, so one is free to be as lecherous as desired.
2. Sloth - sloth in preparing one's house is another deadly sin. This is why people (particularly women) go crazy cleaning before a guest comes over.
3. Wrath - regardless of what offensive, ignorant nonsense comes out of your guests' mouths, you are forbidden by the Bible from smiting them. Modern synonyms for 'smiting' include smacking, trouncing, bending over, and whuppin' upside the head with a frying pan.
4. Greed - never invite more people over than your house can hold. Fraternities, I'm looking at you.
5. Acedia - this is one of the lesser known sins, as it has no direct translation in English. To acediack someone is a deadly sin involving defecation, a house pet and, in the modern day, something similar to a toaster oven. This isn't that relevant anymore, but it was a huge problem in Biblical times.
6. Envy - it is a sin to envy the wife, girlfriend, opposite-sex-live-in-friend, or Godless Slutmuffin that your friend brings to your house. It's also a sin to try to steal his ipod.
7. Nudity - if you know people are coming over, put some clothes on. Seriously. Not that hard. Read more!
August 16, 2009
Name a real contemporary problem where the status quo is lined up against something that is in favor of something that is unjust?
No problem! I'll use Gun Control.
First, note that the status quo position of many pro-regulation parties is anti-free choice relative to ownership of firearms, even, with some exceptions, universally without regard to strict consitutional bounds. This is in opposition to gun enthusiasts who promote a position arguably contrary to the 14th amendment via a grammatic misconstruction of the 2nd. For the sake of discussion, let's posit the free choice on gun violence position as the more virtious when compared to the status quo, though it's somewhat constitutive of it.
Now, said party's interest run contrary to portions of established law (what we'll use for the status quo) and also against the interest of certain previously aformentioned parties. Naturally, from their point of view, they are the force of justice assembling in the status quo to do battle with those lined up on the side of injustice.
Other examples might include Abortion, Education, Healthcare Reform and FGR's. Read more!
First, note that the status quo position of many pro-regulation parties is anti-free choice relative to ownership of firearms, even, with some exceptions, universally without regard to strict consitutional bounds. This is in opposition to gun enthusiasts who promote a position arguably contrary to the 14th amendment via a grammatic misconstruction of the 2nd. For the sake of discussion, let's posit the free choice on gun violence position as the more virtious when compared to the status quo, though it's somewhat constitutive of it.
Now, said party's interest run contrary to portions of established law (what we'll use for the status quo) and also against the interest of certain previously aformentioned parties. Naturally, from their point of view, they are the force of justice assembling in the status quo to do battle with those lined up on the side of injustice.
Other examples might include Abortion, Education, Healthcare Reform and FGR's. Read more!
August 15, 2009
Why are teenagers so careless?
Well, Bob, this question is as old as time itself. For literally thousands of years, the adolescents of the species have been viewed with skepticism, if not outright hostility, by their older compatriots. And their younger compatriots. And compatriots of roughly the same age, but different socio-economic class. And some compatriots of the same socio-economic class and age. But I digress.
The thing is, Bob, Teenagers are on the edge of a very difficult transition. Strange parts of their bodies are expanding and contracting. Hair is popping up new places. Cigarettes are starting to look cool. Heavenly melodies are emerging from horrible music. Everything is suddenly very confusing.
Bob - you don't mind if I call you Bob, do you? Anyway, Bob, Teenagers are just trying to adjust to their rapidly changing reality. That takes so much of their attention that they sometimes forget to look out for the feelings of others.
What can we do? Nothing. Shake our fists at them from the safety of our porches, perhaps. But it never changes anything. All we can really do is tell stories about the good old days, when we were careless. I bet you know some good ones, Bob. Read more!
The thing is, Bob, Teenagers are on the edge of a very difficult transition. Strange parts of their bodies are expanding and contracting. Hair is popping up new places. Cigarettes are starting to look cool. Heavenly melodies are emerging from horrible music. Everything is suddenly very confusing.
Bob - you don't mind if I call you Bob, do you? Anyway, Bob, Teenagers are just trying to adjust to their rapidly changing reality. That takes so much of their attention that they sometimes forget to look out for the feelings of others.
What can we do? Nothing. Shake our fists at them from the safety of our porches, perhaps. But it never changes anything. All we can really do is tell stories about the good old days, when we were careless. I bet you know some good ones, Bob. Read more!
What to do when you feel so lonely and confuse?
You're in a sad state, my friend. I can sympathize. I've been dumped many a time. After each one, a Darleen shaped hole lingered in my soul. To this day, I wonder why I let it go on so long.
But that's neither here nor there. What you need to do is get up and moving. No one ever gets better sitting on their couch, typing sad questions into WikiAnswers. They get better in wild, hip-grinding clubs where the booze is as loose as the women. Here are some suggestions for post-breakup activities that will cheer you in no time:
1. Join a Book Club
2. Organize a disc golf tournament.
3. Complain incessantly about how much you hate cute couples.
4. Drink yourself into an early grave.
5. Take a class at a local college. Try something out of your comfort zone, like grammar or philosophy.
6. Realize you're hurtling towards the abyss one tedious, meaningless and painful day at a time.
7. Contemplate Suicide.
8. Find God. One of the angry, fundamentalist ones whose worshipers bomb abortion clinics.
9. Buy a Cat. (Great for meeting women!)
10. Go to the gym three hours a day, every day, for a week. While not eating. (Great for meeting men!)
11. Start a Blog. Read more!
But that's neither here nor there. What you need to do is get up and moving. No one ever gets better sitting on their couch, typing sad questions into WikiAnswers. They get better in wild, hip-grinding clubs where the booze is as loose as the women. Here are some suggestions for post-breakup activities that will cheer you in no time:
1. Join a Book Club
2. Organize a disc golf tournament.
3. Complain incessantly about how much you hate cute couples.
4. Drink yourself into an early grave.
5. Take a class at a local college. Try something out of your comfort zone, like grammar or philosophy.
6. Realize you're hurtling towards the abyss one tedious, meaningless and painful day at a time.
7. Contemplate Suicide.
8. Find God. One of the angry, fundamentalist ones whose worshipers bomb abortion clinics.
9. Buy a Cat. (Great for meeting women!)
10. Go to the gym three hours a day, every day, for a week. While not eating. (Great for meeting men!)
11. Start a Blog. Read more!
What if you call a guy before he calls you especially when he said he'd definitly call and didnt?
This gets at the heart of an incredibly common misconception among women: guys don't like to be called after hooking up. Nothing could be further from the truth. Getting a call after a hookup is the biggest complement a guy can receive. It says, I wasn't faking it, I really dig you, and I want you again. Every guy loves that.
But the guy in question didn't call you, even though he promised he would. I say, give the guy the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he's been too busy. Maybe his grandmother died. Maybe he was mobbed by homeless people on his way to saving an orphan from certain death. Anything could have happened.
So go for it, ring him first. What guys love above all else is attention. Pay him as much attention as possible at the beginning of the dating process. Complement his clothing. When he wears a new shirt, point it out and praise his purchase. Show an interest in his life by calling him often. Search his facebook page for relevant information that you can casually insert into your conversations. My second wife got my attention by asking me about a five-year old picture of me partying in college. After that, sparks flew.
So, don't be concerned that the guy will think you're a stalker. Guys love that.
Read more!
But the guy in question didn't call you, even though he promised he would. I say, give the guy the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he's been too busy. Maybe his grandmother died. Maybe he was mobbed by homeless people on his way to saving an orphan from certain death. Anything could have happened.
So go for it, ring him first. What guys love above all else is attention. Pay him as much attention as possible at the beginning of the dating process. Complement his clothing. When he wears a new shirt, point it out and praise his purchase. Show an interest in his life by calling him often. Search his facebook page for relevant information that you can casually insert into your conversations. My second wife got my attention by asking me about a five-year old picture of me partying in college. After that, sparks flew.
So, don't be concerned that the guy will think you're a stalker. Guys love that.
Read more!
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