Is there a way to control sexual activity once you are sexually active?

Absolutely not. As a sexually active man myself, I find it difficult if not impossible to repress the Urge. I fantasize about many different women—at work, on TV, at the grocery store. Sometimes, I’ll stand in the produce aisle and stare at shoppers over the melons. I like to imagine that they understand the reference. That we share a sexual connection over honeydew. It’s exhilarating.
Sometimes, when I’m in a crowd, I imagine everyone naked. Then I imagine they’re imagining me naked. I think sometimes they’re not, but maybe they are. I know people sometimes imagine that to get over fear of public speaking. I go to lots of public lectures.
I like to check out at clothing stores. The cashiers have to smile at you. It’s arousing, smiling at a pretty girl, maintaining eye contact the whole time, while buying fifteen pairs of lacy thongs.
It’s like tension builds up in my head all day. I have to do something. I need relief. So, when it gets really bad, I go to the Petting Zoo. Stroking, rubbing, warm bodies all around me… It’s not enough to take hold of the animals. I need them to come to me. For that, I have a secret.
Honey.
I know, that sounds bizarre, but it’s brilliance. Just a dab here and there, right under my shirt. The animals can smell it clotting in my hair. They nibble at it. When I’m really randy, I’ll even put a drop on each nipple. I’m shivering, ugh.
That can get really intense. When I need a break, I watch Matlock. My favorite thing of all, though, I reserve for extreme emergencies. I go to Wikianswers to tell people about all my sexual exploits for the day.
Gotta go, out of hand soap.


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What famous people were in the Holocaust?

Set aside the obvious celebrities like Hitler or Goebbels. The unsung heroes of the Holocaust were men like Fritz Kauslauski or Heinrech Goelberg. Honest, hard-working patriots who enlisted in the military and worked to improve the lot of the German people.
Did you know that modern hand soap owes a great deal to Fritz’s contribution to the field of fat rendering? Or that, every time you enjoy a modern meat-substitute, the food you’re eating was perfected by Heinrech? Imagine a world without toupees!
Certainly, their research was not without controversy. It’s called the Holocaust for a reason, and only a fool would deny that! But there is so much more to uncover about the Holocaust than mere death or genocide. Think of the progress attained by daring men who realized with vision and clarity that no matter what, these prisoners would die. So why let that sacrifice go in vain? Why not learn something from their passing?
The Holocaust was history’s greatest tragedy. But, like all sturm clouds, it had a silver lining. Let us mourn the needless deaths of millions of innocent Jews. And, at the same time, salute heroes like Fritz and Heinrech, who gave their sacrifice meaning.

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Fan Submission Q: Where are the 1400 xxxrated titles you said you already had?

Q: Where are the 1400 xxxrated titles you said you already had?

A: I think you heard me misspeak. I have over 14,000 xxx rated titles. Including Ram Holers, Pipe Stuffers 7, and Piggy Squeal while bent over a grill 39. Clockwork Orgy and Poondock Taints are in my mom's room I think.

I found my original copy of Styrofoam Gangbang recently! It's that one where 15 guys put styrofoam around their **** and **** this ******* without *********** and **** into a giant ****. Then they take their ***** and all share the same ******** right into the *****'s ****. It's pretty cool.

So just let me know when you'd like to drop on by and we can marathon it or something. Cool? Read more!

What are all the latest code for wizard 101?

Up, Down, Right, Right, Start

Monkey Mode - transforms all enemies into Monkeys. Good fun.

Left, Left, Left, Left, Left

A Little to the Left - causes your current love interest to leave you. Good if you've accidentally acquired a stalker.

Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right

You're in the Army Now - +5 levels to Military Status (Repeat as Needed)

Up, Down, Up, Down, Start, Start

God Mode - Invincible, all enemies die in one hit

A, B, X, B, B, B, B, B, A

Kung Fu - your hand to hand combat does 5x as much damage. None of your magic works.

X, X, X

Hot Coffee - your apprentice will "forget" to wear her cloak. Spicy. Read more!

Where is southern france located?

Southern France is a small city in the Northeast part of China. Southern France is known for its mountainous terrain, deep valleys, and unfriendly natives. This is in strict opposition to Northern France, which is West of Southern France. Northern France is full of pleasant terrain, pandas and tea. Northern France has recently become the world's most popular tourist spot, due to the Eiffel Tower, Paris Fountain and the Louvre, a large pyramid built by the ancient Chinese to serve as the headquarters for defend the wall. Read more!

A sentence with the word constitutional law?

I didn't know what "constitutional law" meant, so I asked about it on WikiAnswers. Read more!

Do you have to believe in God to be an atheist?

Yes. The word "Atheist" comes from the word "theist" or a believer in god. The addition of the prefix "a" specifies singularity. So an atheist is someone who believes in only one god. A nontheist is a nonbeliever in god, while a moretheist is a believer in multiple gods. Sometheists believe in a tightly restricted pantheon of a few gods and uhtheists are unsure about the existence of God.

There are multiple examples of this formulation in modern English. For example, a person who is amoral follows only one ethical principle (He's amoral; all he cares about is his reputation). A person who is asexual only has sex with one person at a time (That makes him asexual; he doesn't want people to think he's sleazy). In medicine, a person is asymptomatic if they have only one symptom of a disease (Given his asexual, amoral nature, the one symptom of herpes is more easily explained in other ways).

There are several corruptions of this formation. For example, an advertisement is a single vertisement, or an inducement to buy one specific thing. The name Alexander comes from al-Exander the Great, who modified his name to emphasize his uniqueness. Similar modifications can be seen in the Muslim world (al-Nassir, for example). Read more!