Q: Where are the 1400 xxxrated titles you said you already had?
A: I think you heard me misspeak. I have over 14,000 xxx rated titles. Including Ram Holers, Pipe Stuffers 7, and Piggy Squeal while bent over a grill 39. Clockwork Orgy and Poondock Taints are in my mom's room I think.
I found my original copy of Styrofoam Gangbang recently! It's that one where 15 guys put styrofoam around their **** and **** this ******* without *********** and **** into a giant ****. Then they take their ***** and all share the same ******** right into the *****'s ****. It's pretty cool.
So just let me know when you'd like to drop on by and we can marathon it or something. Cool?
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October 31, 2009
September 3, 2009
What are all the latest code for wizard 101?
Up, Down, Right, Right, Start
Monkey Mode - transforms all enemies into Monkeys. Good fun.
Left, Left, Left, Left, Left
A Little to the Left - causes your current love interest to leave you. Good if you've accidentally acquired a stalker.
Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right
You're in the Army Now - +5 levels to Military Status (Repeat as Needed)
Up, Down, Up, Down, Start, Start
God Mode - Invincible, all enemies die in one hit
A, B, X, B, B, B, B, B, A
Kung Fu - your hand to hand combat does 5x as much damage. None of your magic works.
X, X, X
Hot Coffee - your apprentice will "forget" to wear her cloak. Spicy. Read more!
Monkey Mode - transforms all enemies into Monkeys. Good fun.
Left, Left, Left, Left, Left
A Little to the Left - causes your current love interest to leave you. Good if you've accidentally acquired a stalker.
Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right
You're in the Army Now - +5 levels to Military Status (Repeat as Needed)
Up, Down, Up, Down, Start, Start
God Mode - Invincible, all enemies die in one hit
A, B, X, B, B, B, B, B, A
Kung Fu - your hand to hand combat does 5x as much damage. None of your magic works.
X, X, X
Hot Coffee - your apprentice will "forget" to wear her cloak. Spicy. Read more!
Where is southern france located?
Southern France is a small city in the Northeast part of China. Southern France is known for its mountainous terrain, deep valleys, and unfriendly natives. This is in strict opposition to Northern France, which is West of Southern France. Northern France is full of pleasant terrain, pandas and tea. Northern France has recently become the world's most popular tourist spot, due to the Eiffel Tower, Paris Fountain and the Louvre, a large pyramid built by the ancient Chinese to serve as the headquarters for defend the wall.
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A sentence with the word constitutional law?
I didn't know what "constitutional law" meant, so I asked about it on WikiAnswers.
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Do you have to believe in God to be an atheist?
Yes. The word "Atheist" comes from the word "theist" or a believer in god. The addition of the prefix "a" specifies singularity. So an atheist is someone who believes in only one god. A nontheist is a nonbeliever in god, while a moretheist is a believer in multiple gods. Sometheists believe in a tightly restricted pantheon of a few gods and uhtheists are unsure about the existence of God.
There are multiple examples of this formulation in modern English. For example, a person who is amoral follows only one ethical principle (He's amoral; all he cares about is his reputation). A person who is asexual only has sex with one person at a time (That makes him asexual; he doesn't want people to think he's sleazy). In medicine, a person is asymptomatic if they have only one symptom of a disease (Given his asexual, amoral nature, the one symptom of herpes is more easily explained in other ways).
There are several corruptions of this formation. For example, an advertisement is a single vertisement, or an inducement to buy one specific thing. The name Alexander comes from al-Exander the Great, who modified his name to emphasize his uniqueness. Similar modifications can be seen in the Muslim world (al-Nassir, for example). Read more!
There are multiple examples of this formulation in modern English. For example, a person who is amoral follows only one ethical principle (He's amoral; all he cares about is his reputation). A person who is asexual only has sex with one person at a time (That makes him asexual; he doesn't want people to think he's sleazy). In medicine, a person is asymptomatic if they have only one symptom of a disease (Given his asexual, amoral nature, the one symptom of herpes is more easily explained in other ways).
There are several corruptions of this formation. For example, an advertisement is a single vertisement, or an inducement to buy one specific thing. The name Alexander comes from al-Exander the Great, who modified his name to emphasize his uniqueness. Similar modifications can be seen in the Muslim world (al-Nassir, for example). Read more!
August 29, 2009
Why does my girlfriend get pain and burning after sex without condom that leads to an infection as it never happened with other guys before me and las
Why does my girlfriend get pain and burning after sex without condom that leads to an infection as it never happened with other guys before me and last I did without condom was 2 years before her?
This is quite a mystery. There are a few things that can cause burning and infection, but I'm not sure which is the culprit here. We'll go through them...
1. An STD - This was my first instinct. There are several types of STD's that cause no symptoms in men but really mess up women. The problem is, you haven't had sex without a condom for 2 years. After two years, all of the STD particles should have been washed off, gone stale, or moved on to another host.
2. You're uncircumcised - If not properly cleaned, the area under the foreskin can accumulate bacteria and other infectious agents. If your girl's previous liaisons were all clipped but your doberman still has his ears, that could be the problem. If this is the case, thoroughly cleaning the muzzle of your gun might work.
3. Food - If you and your girlfriend use food (whipped cream, peanut butter, scotch, pickles, etc) in the bedroom, this could cause a burning feeling and infection. But you didn't mention food and the problem only occurs when you don't use a condom, so things are more complicated than that.
Here's what I think is going on. Your girlfriend eats things throughout the course of the day. Then you two get together and she performs oral on you. Unfortunately, she doesn't brush her teeth first. You have unusually wrinkled skin on your man bits and this skin retains particles of food. Then, you two get it on without a condom, so the bits of food and rammed into her love dungeon. Instant burning feeling and infection.
Mystery solved.
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This is quite a mystery. There are a few things that can cause burning and infection, but I'm not sure which is the culprit here. We'll go through them...
1. An STD - This was my first instinct. There are several types of STD's that cause no symptoms in men but really mess up women. The problem is, you haven't had sex without a condom for 2 years. After two years, all of the STD particles should have been washed off, gone stale, or moved on to another host.
2. You're uncircumcised - If not properly cleaned, the area under the foreskin can accumulate bacteria and other infectious agents. If your girl's previous liaisons were all clipped but your doberman still has his ears, that could be the problem. If this is the case, thoroughly cleaning the muzzle of your gun might work.
3. Food - If you and your girlfriend use food (whipped cream, peanut butter, scotch, pickles, etc) in the bedroom, this could cause a burning feeling and infection. But you didn't mention food and the problem only occurs when you don't use a condom, so things are more complicated than that.
Here's what I think is going on. Your girlfriend eats things throughout the course of the day. Then you two get together and she performs oral on you. Unfortunately, she doesn't brush her teeth first. You have unusually wrinkled skin on your man bits and this skin retains particles of food. Then, you two get it on without a condom, so the bits of food and rammed into her love dungeon. Instant burning feeling and infection.
Mystery solved.
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I sent a money-gram to my girlfriend a.motovilova on may 2nd 2009 and my name is David Cooper and i paid cash at my post office and i would like to kn
I sent a money-gram to my girlfriend a.motovilova on may 2nd 2009 and my name is David Cooper and i paid cash at my post office and i would like to know if it was picked up.?
Yes, it was. I hope this question was important, because figuring it out was a pain. First, I had to hack into the security system of the US Postal Service to monitor their security cameras. Then I realized I didn't know what A. Motovilova looked like. So I had to get into the DMV to look for her.
Turns out A. Motovilova is an alias for an illegal Russian immigrant. So I had to search Interpol's computer system, along with those of the CIA and FBI.
Finally, I found out where she was currently living and where she picked up the money-gram. I checked this time against the Postal Service footage and discovered something disturbing.
A. Motovilova is a man. Read more!
Yes, it was. I hope this question was important, because figuring it out was a pain. First, I had to hack into the security system of the US Postal Service to monitor their security cameras. Then I realized I didn't know what A. Motovilova looked like. So I had to get into the DMV to look for her.
Turns out A. Motovilova is an alias for an illegal Russian immigrant. So I had to search Interpol's computer system, along with those of the CIA and FBI.
Finally, I found out where she was currently living and where she picked up the money-gram. I checked this time against the Postal Service footage and discovered something disturbing.
A. Motovilova is a man. Read more!
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