Is an algal good or bad?

They're absolutely, indisputably bad. If there were 100% fewer algals, the world would be a brighter place. Read more!

A is a region so dense that nothing including light can escape its gravity field?

Before I answer this question, I'd like to point something out to the readers of this site. As I write each post, I have the option of labeling it. Each of my posts is labeled "Mr. Red," and most contain the label "Trolling." Outside of that, I copy and paste the "categories" from the wikianswers question and use them as labels. So, if the asker thinks a question such as, "What song goes ..." belongs in the Religion and Spirituality section, that's what it gets labeled. So, please, take a moment to read what category this question fell under. And now, my answer:

This question is deeply confusing.

1. How did you know to put this in the "Black Holes" section?
2. If someone else moved it here, why didn't they just answer it?
3. If you post on wikianswers, why didn't you check wikianswers first? There's at least a dozen different wordings of this exact question.
4. Have you never heard of a search engine? If you type those exact words into google, every single one of the top ten sites directly answers your question. Read more!

How do you get breast cancer from sleeping with your bra on?

A bra restricts the natural bouncing motion of the breast. An un-bounced breast suffers from decreased blood flow, which substantial inhibits the functioning of the lymphatic system. This causes toxins to build up in the breast, creating cancer.

Think of it this way: imagine your breasts are two water balloons. When you eat unhealthy food or come into contact with chemicals, you introduce food coloring (toxins) into the balloons. In the natural world, your movement would cause the water balloons to bounce about, diluting the food coloring until it was basically invisible. Now, imagine what would happen if you strapped these balloons into some kind of harness that keeps them motionless (a bra, for example). Then the food coloring would sit on the bottom of the balloons in little, undisturbed clumps. Those clumps are tumors. QED.

To protect against breast cancer, therefore, it is important to never, ever wear a bra to bed. In fact, wearing a bra at all creates serious risk of cancer. If you’ve been wearing a bra, don’t panic! Cancerous toxins build up gradually in your system; chances are, it’s not too late to reverse the process. First, remove your bra immediately. Second, vigorously manipulate your breast (circular motions work best) to stimulate blood flow. If you do this for an hour a day, for about a week or so, you should be fine. After that, if you want to wear a bra, say, on a formal occasion, simply repeat this process immediately before and after the event. Read more!

What kind of poem is Coy Mistress?

To His Coy Mistress is a poem by Donne. Donne was a metaphysical poet, meaning his poems were conceited. A conceited poem is like a normal poem, but it takes itself way too seriously. For this reason, conceited poems often have long, extended metaphors that no one but the poet and their relatives care about.
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What is a organic woman?

Organic Woman is a new product from OnYourOwn.com. It replaces Latex Woman, Rubber Woman, and the less popular Sandy Woman.

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What is the relationship between my son and your cousins son?

It’s complicated. Eric and Steve have been friends since Middle School, but they had a falling out the summer before High School. Eric, your son, decided to play football. Steve, my cousin’s son, decided to stick with Tap Dancing. After that, things got tense. Steve still wanted to be friends, but Eric didn’t want to be seen with him.
And then, it came out that Eric was gay. He’d decided not to hang out with Steve because he had… confusing feelings for him. Right now, they’re talking, but Steve doesn’t feel that way about Eric. And Eric’s not sure how he feels. It’s all very confusing, lots of drama.
This is a weird place to ask about all this. It’s kind of private.
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Which sperms are stronger?

There are several types of sperm. Remember, these are broad categories. There exist many variations inside each type, and each person will probably have more than one type.
Speeders – aka, Swimmers, Jumpers, “The Blitz” etc.
These sperm have an over developed flagellum and an underdeveloped head. They succeed by arriving at eggs in high number before other sperm and then penetrating en masse. Each Speeder has only 2/5ths of the human genome, so obviously high numbers have to reach the egg. These sperm often cause twins or triplets, as well as some weird numbers in between (half-siblings, etc).
Castles – aka, Blockers, Walls, “Linebackers” etc.
These sperm have oversized heads and long, but weak, flagella. They carry a massive genetic payload – enough to impregnate four or five eggs. When left alone, a single Castle can impregnate a female for an indefinite period of time. But this rarely happens. Instead, a large number of Castles will “block” for other types of sperm by forming a plug at the opening. Castles and Speeders work well in combination.
Razors – aka, Scissors, Slicers, “Edwards” etc.
These sperm have normal sized flagella and a sufficient genetic load to fertilize an egg. Their trick is their spiny flagellum. A flock of Razors can shred sperm from competing males simply by swimming by. They also, sometimes, rupture defensive Castles. These sperm are very efficient, but there are draw backs. Fratricide is a major problem. They’re also not as fast as Speeders. And then there’s the risk of lacerating the egg beyond repair. This is where many birth defects originate.
Of course there are other kinds, Burrowers, Spies, Clowners, the “Sheep”, Slinkies, Sickles, Whooping Sperm, and the infamous Walken Strain. None of these are as significant as the Big Three, mainly because they’re adapted to very specific battlegrounds. In environments where obstacles such as condoms predominate, for example, the Burrowers are obviously at an advantage.
Again, most people have a combination of different types. Debates over which combos you should choose still rage in scientific circles. Popular archetypes in the current metawomb environment include the One-Two Punch (Castles blocking for Speeders); the variant, the One-Two Donkey Punch; and the Walken Surprise, which combines the offensive power of Razors and Burrowers with the X-Factor of the Walken Strain. Consult your doctor on which combo is right for you.


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Is there a way to control sexual activity once you are sexually active?

Absolutely not. As a sexually active man myself, I find it difficult if not impossible to repress the Urge. I fantasize about many different women—at work, on TV, at the grocery store. Sometimes, I’ll stand in the produce aisle and stare at shoppers over the melons. I like to imagine that they understand the reference. That we share a sexual connection over honeydew. It’s exhilarating.
Sometimes, when I’m in a crowd, I imagine everyone naked. Then I imagine they’re imagining me naked. I think sometimes they’re not, but maybe they are. I know people sometimes imagine that to get over fear of public speaking. I go to lots of public lectures.
I like to check out at clothing stores. The cashiers have to smile at you. It’s arousing, smiling at a pretty girl, maintaining eye contact the whole time, while buying fifteen pairs of lacy thongs.
It’s like tension builds up in my head all day. I have to do something. I need relief. So, when it gets really bad, I go to the Petting Zoo. Stroking, rubbing, warm bodies all around me… It’s not enough to take hold of the animals. I need them to come to me. For that, I have a secret.
Honey.
I know, that sounds bizarre, but it’s brilliance. Just a dab here and there, right under my shirt. The animals can smell it clotting in my hair. They nibble at it. When I’m really randy, I’ll even put a drop on each nipple. I’m shivering, ugh.
That can get really intense. When I need a break, I watch Matlock. My favorite thing of all, though, I reserve for extreme emergencies. I go to Wikianswers to tell people about all my sexual exploits for the day.
Gotta go, out of hand soap.


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What famous people were in the Holocaust?

Set aside the obvious celebrities like Hitler or Goebbels. The unsung heroes of the Holocaust were men like Fritz Kauslauski or Heinrech Goelberg. Honest, hard-working patriots who enlisted in the military and worked to improve the lot of the German people.
Did you know that modern hand soap owes a great deal to Fritz’s contribution to the field of fat rendering? Or that, every time you enjoy a modern meat-substitute, the food you’re eating was perfected by Heinrech? Imagine a world without toupees!
Certainly, their research was not without controversy. It’s called the Holocaust for a reason, and only a fool would deny that! But there is so much more to uncover about the Holocaust than mere death or genocide. Think of the progress attained by daring men who realized with vision and clarity that no matter what, these prisoners would die. So why let that sacrifice go in vain? Why not learn something from their passing?
The Holocaust was history’s greatest tragedy. But, like all sturm clouds, it had a silver lining. Let us mourn the needless deaths of millions of innocent Jews. And, at the same time, salute heroes like Fritz and Heinrech, who gave their sacrifice meaning.

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