August 15, 2009

If you were tied down and tickled for 3 hours would you die?

Good God! You perverted, sick little whelpling of the unholy mother of infernal damnation herself! Perish the thought! Scrub it from your little mind! Remember, better to lose an eye and gain paradise than to gaze upon another being tickled sinfully and then be cast whole into hell.

But, hypothetically, no, probably not. Make sure the victim urinates beforehand, though.

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