August 22, 2009

How do squid do poop?

Few realize this, but, squid do not actually have tentacles, they are rather squid turds stuck in fleshy membranes. This is why you can't count the tentacles a squid has because it varies from specimen to specimen based on how recently they defecated. Keep in mind that this also explains why squid hold the record for the longest single stretch of turd known to man, because a giant squid is capable of mind shatteringly long turds of over 40 feet in length. This is also what gives calimari its distinctive tang.

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