August 15, 2009

Is veggie tales catholic?

Common mistake. Actually, Veggie Tales isn't even Christian. It's Wiccan.

Think about it. The entire thing revolves around dancing, singing vegetables (read: Earth Mother). Veggie Tales is the Vegan answer to the Christian assimilation of holidays like the Solstices, the day of the dead, etc. In the same way Christianity modified and absorbed these parts of pagan culture, now pagans are perverting and stealing Bible Stories.

Soon, every child will know the story of King David - particularly the part at the end, where his faith and sacrifices to the Monkey God Kitzschu brought him victory over the Catholic Goliath. Parents, beware.

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